＊You have to be fifty-nine to believe a man is at his best at sixty.
你必需到了五十九歲、才會相信男人到了六十歳狀況最佳。
*The old don't have to worry about avoiding temptation. Whe you're old, temptation avoids you.
老人不需要擔心避免誘惑這回事、因為當你老了、誘惑會避免你。
*At my age, everything has either dried up or leaks.
在我這個年紀、所有的東西不是乾涸了、就是一直漏。
*I've reached the age when I need my hearing aid and false teeth before I can ask where I left my glasses.
我已經到了一個年紀、必需先戴上助聽器和假牙、才能問別人我的眼鏡忘在哪裡了。
*Parents should be kind to their children for one simple reason: they choose your care home.
父母應該好好對待孩子、原因是：他們將來會負責決定你住哪一個養老院。
*I know my secrets are safe with my friends, because at our age they can't remember them either.
我知道我的朋友不會把我的秘密說出來、因為在我們的年紀、他們跟本記不住了。
*The only sport left for me now is hunting for my glasses.
我現在唯一能作的運動就是獵（尋找）我的眼鏡。
*Old age is all about losing your marvels.
老年就是不再對事物感到驚奇。
*These days Happy Hour is a nap.
到了這個年紀、快樂時間就是睡午覺。（快樂時間原指酒吧的特價時段、飲酒比較便宜、通常是黃昏時段、大家下了班去喝一杯。）
*The good news about middle age is that the glass is still half full. The bad news is that before you know it, your teeth will be soaking in it.
人到中年的好消息是你的杯子還有半滿、壞消息是不知不覺間、你的假牙就泡在裡面了。
*By the time we've made it, we've had it.
當我們終於成功、我們已經完全受不了了。
*A sure sign of old age is waking up feeling like the morning after the night before and realising you haven't been anwhere.
老年的跡象就是早上醒來時、感覺像是前一個晩上瘋到很晩、但是其實你昨晚根本沒出門。
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